On Consciousness:

Friend 1: I swear, I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached.

Friend 2: Wouldn't you lose your body?

F1: What!?

F2: Well, you have to ask ourself, "Where does consciousness reside," wouldn't you? Would you

say that one's consciousness resides in the mind?

F1: Yeees....

F2: So, if consciousness resides in the mind, what would you lose?

F1: Your body...?